Email Replies

Reader feedback is the best part of writing my blog. But some of the email I get is less welcome. Here is another installment of replies to emails I usually ignore.

Dear Brenton,

Thank you so much for the chance to register for your lucrative trader service. Your list of 15 triple-digit winners in just 8 months is indeed impressive. If you had started with $10,000 and let it ride through these great picks, you’d now have 736 million dollars! But, I’m puzzled. Now that you’re so wealthy, why do you need me to pay when I register?

Sincerely,

Michael

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Dear Melanie,

I’m so glad that my blog passed the test to join your publishing partners network. One of the tricks I use to keep quality up is that I never run advertorials. If I were to start publishing the “customized and relevant content” you provide, I’m afraid that my blog would then drop below your standards. It seems we’re caught in a catch-22.

Sincerely,

Michael

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Dear Robert, Reed, Michael, Joon, Brian, Craig, and many others,

Thank you for the many invitations to join your class action lawsuits. I have indeed suffered losses related to the companies you mentioned. However, my losses aren’t related to trading shares in these companies. I’ve lost time from my life dealing with the flood of class-action-related emails. Thank you for limiting my time losses by marking the emails with “IMPORTANT” and “ALERT”. This helped greatly in determining quickly that the emails were unimportant.

Sincerely,

Michael

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